Staff mem­ber: I love bakla­va. Have you ever had the ve­g­an bakla­va? It’s so good!
Grad stu­dent: I don’t think I’ve had ve­g­an any­thing.
Staff mem­ber: I think it’s made from hemp or some­thing. I won­der if it’s okay to eat it and then come to work.
Grad stu­dent: I don’t know.
Staff mem­ber, pre­tend­ing to be high: You’d be like, “Woooah! Heeeey!“
Grad stu­dent, join­ing in: Woooooaaaaah­hh!

Bal­ti­more, Mary­land

Over­heard by: How do these peo­ple make it through col­lege?