Fe­male shop as­sis­tant: Sor­ry sir, but you’ll have to stand out­side. These chang­ing rooms are for women on­ly.
Cocky Spaniard: So?
Fe­male shop as­sis­tant: You’re a man.
Cocky Spaniard: But I’m gay!
Fe­male shop as­sis­tant: That’s not re­al­ly my prob­lem, sir. Please wait out­side.

Mas­si­mo Dut­ti Store
Dubai

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