Cowork­er to Ger­man boss: Every time I see the Dalai Lama, I feel bet­ter. It’s true, don’t you just feel bet­ter when you see the Dalai Lama?
Ger­man boss: Every time I see Steve Jobs, I feel bet­ter.

Van Nuys, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: two chicks laugh­ing in our cubes