Bro­ker #1: Okay, here’s one: would you rather lick the bulge on Jim­my’s leg or eat the skin that Richard peeled off his foot last year?
Bro­ker #2: As sick as this sounds, I’d take Jim­my’s bulge in a sec­ond. I had to sit next to Richard. His foot had a crack in it so deep you could stick a pen­cil in it.

Chica­go, Illi­nois