At­tor­ney on phone with sec­re­tary: Hel­lo. (pause) A pack­age? Who’s it from? He brought it by hand? Can you open it for me? Just want to make sure it is­n’t a bomb. (pause) What? No, not like that, I mean a le­gal bomb. Like detri­men­tal pa­per­work.

Man­hat­tan, New York

Over­heard by: Of­fice Man­ag­er