Work­er: So the Christ­mas par­ty is manda­to­ry?
Boss: Of course not, but if you don’t show you’ll prob­a­bly be os­tra­cized.
Work­er: …And I have to sign a waiv­er to drink?
Boss: Do you think a com­pa­ny of lawyers would let every­one drink, then dri­ve, and not cov­er their ass­es?

962 Coro­n­a­do Boule­vard
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