Old Ger­man woman: Do you have any cof­fee grinders?
Star­bucks barista: No, we don’t sell them here.
Old Ger­man woman: Do you know where I could find one?
Star­bucks barista: Well, you could try an­oth­er Star­bucks, or Bed Bath & Be­yond.
Old Ger­man woman: How il­log­i­cal! Who would want to grind cof­fee in bed?!

Long Is­land, New York

Over­heard by: it be be­yond