Boss: At least we aren’t in Tahi­ti!
Mar­ket­ing guy: Tahi­ti?
Boss: Yeah, I heard they had a bad storm there.
Mar­ket­ing guy: I did­n’t hear about that.
Boss: Oh… I think it was an earth­quake ac­tu­al­ly.
Mar­ket­ing guy: Uh-huh. You mean Haiti?
Boss: Yeah, that’s it. An earth­quake in Haiti.

Beach­wood, Ohio

Over­heard by: ~The Cleve­land Kid