As­sis­tant teacher: Shit, nev­er get in a car with him. He drove me home once, and halfway home I re­al­ized he was so drunk, and he would­nt let me out of the car. He start­ed go­ing al­most 80 miles an hour!
Teacher: Oh, I thought he was a good dri­ver. When I got in the car, though, he just said, “I’m just warn­ing you. I’m a lit­tle tip­sy right now.”

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Glen Head, New York