Sec­re­tary: Are you gonna have a lit­tle bam­bi­no?
Slight­ly over­weight pa­tient: Uh, no. Just had a few too many cook­ies.
Sec­re­tary: Are you sure? Maybe I know some­thing you don’t.
Slight­ly over­weight pa­tient: I am un­able to con­ceive.

Rochester, New York