Cus­tomer: Ex­cuse me, maybe you know the an­swer to this. Are bet­ta fish mytho­log­i­cal?
Wait­er: Um, no. They’re re­al.
Cus­tomer: Well, I know they’re re­al, but are they mytho­log­i­cal?
(wait­er walks away)

Chapel Hill, North Car­oli­na