Cubicle rat #1: I don't understand how people drop babies.
Cubicle rat #2: What? Do you mean because they're awkward?
Cubicle rat #1: Yeah, they're just so heavy. They are like a glass of water, you know?
Cubicle rat #2: What?!
Cubicle rat #1: Yeah, I mean, unless it's like slippery or something.

Branchburg, New Jersey

Overheard by: So confused