Su­per-rich boss’s wife: So you know how we al­ways call my hus­band God?
Em­ploy­ees at lun­cheon: [Puz­zled si­lence] Su­per-rich boss’s wife: Se­ri­ous­ly, you know how we call him God?
Em­ploy­ees at lun­cheon: [Si­lence] Su­per-rich boss’s wife: Well, I bought him a horse! And we’re go­ing to call it Je­sus! Is­n’t that hi­lar­i­ous?

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