Tourist woman: You know, hon­ey, you should drink more. We’re at a high el­e­va­tion. You don’t drink enough.
Vis­i­bly drunk tourist man: What are you talk­ing about? I drink all the time! I drink a ton. I was just drink­ing… It’s just not wa­ter.

Old Faith­ful Vil­lage
Yel­low­stone Na­tion­al Park, Wyoming

Over­heard by: a ranger who is won­der­ing why she works here