Gate at­ten­dant on in­ter­com: We’ll be serv­ing din­ner on board. You don’t have to pay, you just have to eat it. A love­ly break­fast will be served in the morn­ing, and then the land­ing will be love­ly be­cause every­thing in Eng­land is love­ly.

JFK Air­port
New York

Over­heard by: ol­lie