Of­fice girl #1: Ohmigod, did you hear that Sam Ron­son broke up with Lind­say Lo­han?
Of­fice girl #2: No. No! Where did you read that?
Awk­ward of­fice guy, from across of­fice: Aaaand this is why I’m bet­ter than you!

Down­town Cross­ing
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts