Of­fice work­er #1: I’m so damn hun­gry, I need re­al food.
Of­fice work­er #2: Yeah, I can imag­ine that liq­uid di­et would­n’t be too fill­ing or sat­is­fy­ing.
Of­fice work­er #2: I feel like I’m an African refugee.

Chan­til­ly, Vir­ginia