Fe­male cowork­er #1: Do you want half of my bagel?
Fe­male cowork­er #2: Sure, thanks.
Fe­male cowork­er #1: Okay, you can have the top.
Fe­male cowork­er #2: Yay! I re­al­ly like the top.
Fe­male cowork­er #1: That’s good. I re­al­ly like the bot­tom.

Tuc­son, Ari­zona

Over­heard by: ciz­zle