Girl ap­ply­ing for mar­riage li­cense, to fi­ance: You sure you want to do this?
Fi­ance to girl: Who else am I gonna mar­ry?
Girl to clerk: Is this the same place you come for di­vorce too?

Clerk of Court Of­fice
Ti­tusville, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Tri­cia