Of­fice la­dy #1: I need to take my cat to the vet.
Of­fice la­dy #2: Why?
Of­fice la­dy #1: There’s some­thing wrong with his nip­ples. It’s like he has boobs on his bel­ly.

St. Paul, Min­neso­ta

Over­heard by: choked on my en­er­gy drink