Co-work­er #1: What did that guy do? Why is he a pris­on­er?
Co-work­er #2: I don’t know. I asked him, and all he said was, “It’s a long sto­ry.” Who knows? He’s prob­a­bly a child mo­les­ter or some­thing.
Co-work­er #3: Maybe he had sex with a horse or some­thing.
Co-work­er #1: I don’t know, I would think that would be a rel­a­tive­ly short sto­ry. Like a one-lin­er.

100 East Car­roll Street
Sal­is­bury, Mary­land