Cus­tomer #1: You know what, you could be like my in­for­mant!
Cus­tomer #2: Oh? And what would my name be?
Cus­tomer #1, look­ing around for an idea: Your name will be “quick and easy”!
Cus­tomer #2: Ex­cuse me?
Cus­tomer #1: Wait! I did­n’t mean that!

Restau­rant
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