Ra­di­ol­o­gist re­cep­tion­ist to der­ma­tol­ogy pa­tient with the wrong num­ber: I’m sor­ry, I think you have the wrong num­ber. Dr. Green’s of­fice is just down the hall; the ex­ten­sion is 1234. You’re wel­come. Buh-bye.
(pause, then an­swers again)
Re­cep­tion­ist: No, you’ve got the wrong ex­ten­sion again. Dr. Green is at 1234. It’s no prob­lem. You’re wel­come. Buh-bye.
(pause, then an­swers again)
Re­cep­tion­ist: Good morn­ing. (pause) Of course, hold on just one mo­ment, please. (di­als ex­ten­sion #1234) Hi, I’m call­ing to con­firm Mrs Brown’s ap­point­ment to have her hairy mole re­moved. 11:30 am? Thank you so much. (on the oth­er line) The doc­tor will see you at 11:30 to­mor­row morn­ing. Yes ma’am, buh-bye now.

Nor­walk, Con­necti­cut

Over­heard by: Em­Lo