Naive in­tern: Soo… Bob* from IT asked me if I want­ed to go see Blue Man Group with him last week, and so I ca­su­al­ly said I had plans with my boyfriend, to let him know I was spo­ken for, you know?
Of­fice bitch: I’m sor­ry, I don’t see the prob­lem.
Naive in­tern: Well, ever since then he won’t leave me alone and keeps ask­ing me to hang out. Un­til I men­tioned I had a boyfriend he would­n’t even talk to me!
Of­fice bitch: Have you con­sid­ered the pos­si­bil­i­ty that maybe he just wants to be your friend?
Av­er­age work­er: Woah! Look who got a soul for Christ­mas!

Woburn, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: i got coal.…