Male cowork­er #1: Sup­posed to get up to fifty this week­end!
Male cowork­er #2: Yup.
Male cowork­er #1: Folks are gonna looooove that.
Male cowork­er #2: Yep. Es­pe­cial­ly the doc­tors.
Male cowork­er #1: What?
Male cowork­er #2: Yeah, cuz you know when it gets warm every­one takes off their coats and then gets a cold and they have to go to the doc­tor, and he gets to poke them in the butt.

Crane, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Dr. J