Slut­ty girl: Ugh, I feel all queasy to­day. Like even the smell of wa­ter makes me want to puke.
Girl #1: Last time I felt like that I was preg­nant.
Slut­ty girl: Don’t say that!
Girl #2: When was the last time you got some?
Slut­ty girl: Like two weeks ago. Oh, but nev­er mind, Dav­e’s* dick was so small there’s no way I’m preg­nant.

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