Lib­er­al cube dweller #1: I have so much to cel­e­brate next week. My sis­ter’s birth­day and the an­niver­sary of Roe v. Wade.
Lib­er­al cube dweller #2: You cel­e­brate that?
Lib­er­al cube dweller #1: Yes, I ab­solute­ly do.
Lib­er­al cube dweller #2: What kind of cake do you get?
Lib­er­al cube dweller #1: A fe­tus cake.
Lib­er­al cube dweller #2: I have seen the fe­tus cook­ies, but I have nev­er seen a fe­tus cake.
Lib­er­al cube dweller #1: I’m kid­ding. Not about cel­e­brat­ing Roe v. Wade, but about hav­ing a fe­tus cake.
Lib­er­al cube dweller #2: I’d eat a fe­tus cake.

Al­bany, New York

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