Of­fice girl #1: Any­way, that’s how this gi­ant hoo-hah got start­ed in the first place.
(snick­er­ing comes from near­by cu­bi­cles)
Of­fice girl #1: What? Did I use the wrong word?
Of­fice girl #2: Well, that de­pends on what you’re talk­ing about.
Boss man: I think you mean ‘hoopla,” but you ba­si­cal­ly just said “gi­ant vagi­na.”

Ok­la­homa City, Ok­la­homa

Over­heard by: freudi­an­flip