Fe­male em­ploy­ee #1: I saw your muf­fin and I was tempt­ed to eat it.
Fe­male em­ploy­ee #2: I thought some­body al­ready ate my muf­fin.
Fe­male em­ploy­ee #1: No, it’s still there… See? Un­eat­en.
Fe­male em­ploy­ee #3, laugh­ing: Yeah, I think she’d know if some­body ate her muf­fin.

Marl­bor­ough, Mass­a­chu­setts