CSR on phone: Please sir, stop yelling at me. (pause) You do not need to swear at me. (pause) You call me that one more time and I’m go­ing to hang up. (pause) Yeah, I’m still here. (pause, then hangs up) The best part was he told me to die.

Phildel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: head­sethot­tie