PM­S­ing of­fice work­er: I’m in such a bad mood. I’m bloat­ed and eat­ing every­thing in sight. It’s like, “just bleed, dammit!“
Sym­pa­thet­ic cowork­er #1: I start­ed this morn­ing, so you should be okay soon.
Sym­pa­thet­ic cowork­er #2: I start­ed yes­ter­day.
On­ly male in the of­fice: Fuck me.

Nor­man, Ok­la­homa