Coworker #1 to coworker #2: I wish I was holding your Magoo.
Coworker #2: Ummm… I'm gonna leave you two alone.
Coworker #1: Close the door on your way out.
Coworker #2: You don't have a door, you have a cube.
Coworker #1: So… What's your point?

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