Fe­male cowork­er: I re­ceived your col­lec­tions file for the $57,700.00 claim. Have you run an as­set check on this la­dy to see if she has any­thing we can file suit against?
Male cowork­er: No. When I spoke to her she sound­ed bare­foot, preg­nant, and poor. Like she was liv­ing with some­one else.
Fe­male cowork­er: I did­n’t re­al­ize you could get all of that from some­one’s voice.
Male cowork­er: I’m crunk. I’m good.

Ba­ton Rouge, Louisiana

Over­heard by: Not Crunk