Female coworker: I received your collections file for the $57,700.00 claim. Have you run an asset check on this lady to see if she has anything we can file suit against?
Male coworker: No. When I spoke to her she sounded barefoot, pregnant, and poor. Like she was living with someone else.
Female coworker: I didn’t realize you could get all of that from someone’s voice.
Male coworker: I’m crunk. I’m good.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: Not Crunk