Man­ag­er: Do you have any pasties?
Of­fice girl: What?
Man­ag­er: Pasties. You know, to write a note on.
Of­fice girl: You mean a Post-it? Pasties are what strip­pers wear over their nip­ples.
Man­ag­er: God bless strip­pers.

Cos­ta Mesa, Cal­i­for­nia