Girl of­fice work­er, point­ing to three-ring binder: Oh! You have a pret­ty pur­ple one!
Male cowork­er: Go ahead and take it.
Girl of­fice work­er: Oh, it?s too small. I need a big pret­ty pur­ple one.
Male cowork­er: In­sert your own joke here.

Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia