Cube rat #1: Just buy your damn ce­re­al! Or­der it and it’ll be here in days.
Cube rat #2: And the Hon­ey Bunch­es of Oats truck is right across the street.
Cube rat #3: I’m just too lazy to even go down there.
Cube rat #1: I have Raisin Bran and Corn Pops at home.
Cube rat #3: I haven’t had pops in lit­er­al­ly five years.
Cube rat #1, an­gri­ly: What?
Cube rat #3: I have noth­ing against the pops. I just haven’t had them.
Cube rat #2: Got­ta have my pops.
Cube rat #1, singing: Pops are mon­ey!

Re­ston, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Car­ly