Male cook: Fine, we’ll spell it your way!
Female front desk agent: No, seriously! “Banana” is spelled b‑a-n-a-n‑a.
(later that day)
Female front desk agent to male front desk agent: Hey, how do you spell “banana”?
Male front desk agent: B‑a-b…
Female front desk agent, cutting him off: Forget it.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: David