Male cook: Fine, we’ll spell it your way!
Fe­male front desk agent: No, se­ri­ous­ly! “Ba­nana” is spelled b‑a-n-a-n‑a.
(lat­er that day)
Fe­male front desk agent to male front desk agent: Hey, how do you spell “ba­nana”?
Male front desk agent: B‑a-b…
Fe­male front desk agent, cut­ting him off: For­get it.

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: David