Peon #1: Stella*, Jack* wants to know if you can come into his office.
Peon #2: Dun… Dun… Dun…
Peon #3: Just don’t close the door.
Peon #1: And don’t close your eyes.
Peon #2: And don’t put anything in your mouth.
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: extremely good advice