Pe­on #1: Stel­la*, Jack* wants to know if you can come in­to his of­fice.
Stel­la*: Sure.
Pe­on #2: Dun… Dun… Dun…
Pe­on #3: Just don’t close the door.
Pe­on #1: And don’t close your eyes.
Pe­on #2: And don’t put any­thing in your mouth.

Kansas City, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: ex­treme­ly good ad­vice