Front office girl at medical spa, hanging up phone: The client says we are not taking her concerns seriously, and she is going to report us to the Surgeon General.
Ditzy manager: The Surgeon General? But we don’t have anything to do with smoking!
Front office girl, under her breath: I can’t believe I have to report to you.

Charlotte, North Carolina

Overheard by: OMG The IQ level here is amazing