Work­er #1: If we work here much longer, we are go­ing to die and go straight to hell.
Work­er #2: Oh, yeah? Check the ad­dress on your busi­ness card…where did you think you’ve been work­ing?
Work­er #1: Oh! Well, that ex­plains the lack of pro­mo­tion, com­pen­sa­tion, ben­e­fits, of­fice pol­i­tics and your dead-man’s tan!
Work­er #2: Close, but the “tan” is from the flu­o­res­cent lights.
Work­er #1: Hell is as hell does.

800 Boyl­ston Street
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts