Managing director: Don’t you think Frank should get a haircut?
Past retirement age CEO: What did Frank say about my hair?
Managing director: Nothing, I said “Don’t you think Frank should get a haircut?“
Past retirement age CEO: What did he say about my hair?
Entire office: Frank hasn’t said anything about your hair!
(phone rings)
Past retirement age CEO, answering phone: Hello, Frank speaking – I mean, Graham speaking.

London
England

Overheard by: Who’s Frank?