Ac­count Man­ag­er: Hey, do you feel like a mon­key in the mid­dle of an id­iot sand­wich?
Process An­a­lyst: That would make you one of the id­iots. Are you call­ing your­self an id­iot?
Ac­count Man­ag­er: Oh…huh?

5 min­utes lat­er.

Process An­a­lyst: Hey, do you feel like an id­iot in a mon­key sand­wich?
Ac­count Man­ag­er: Ha! Now you are the id­iot!
Process An­a­lyst: No…that still makes you the id­iot.

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