Of­fice work­er: The on­ly way you can print is from the re­port?
Sys­tem sup­port per­son, on speak­er­phone: Yeah, we’re try­ing to fix that.
Of­fice work­er: Wait! You can print from the re­port?

Pitts­burgh, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: Why do I work here?