Fe­male sales rep #1: So I don’t like that kind too much.
Fe­male sales rep #2: You like yours to be a lit­tle hard­er, like more firm?
Fe­male sales rep #1: Yeah, but not too hard, I need to be able to pull the skin back and get to the good part.

Del­ran, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Bruce Ban­ner