Pe­on #1: This is go­ing to sound stu­pid…
Pe­on #2: Don’t say it then.
Pe­on #1: No, but se­ri­ous­ly: when I eat peanuts, it tastes like peanut but­ter.
Pe­on #2: (stares in dis­be­lief, then walks away)

Ade­laide
South Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: pletho­ra