Fa­cil­i­ties man­ag­er to en­tire staff: And for the men in the of­fice, please don’t spit chew in­to the uri­nals, as it can clog the pipes and is very dif­fi­cult to re­move.
En­gi­neer, jok­ing: Oh, I see, sin­gle out the men. What about the girls?
Fe­male QA man­ag­er, who ac­tu­al­ly chews: We don’t spit, we swal­low.

Boise, Ida­ho

Over­heard by: test­cen­ter cow­boy