Male cowork­er #1: I don’t care how much of a bitch she is, her tits are un­be­liev­able.
Male cowork­er #2: Shit, did you see that red thing she was wear­ing yes­ter­day? I had to jerk off in the bath­room dur­ing lunch.
Fe­male cowork­er they’re talk­ing about: You guys are aware that I can hear you, right?
Male cowork­er #1: In our own de­fense, we weren’t aware of that.

Chelms­ford, Mass­a­chu­setts

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