As­sis­tant on phone: Hel­lo, Lucy Smith*‘s of­fice. (pause) No, she’s not avail­able, she’s out hav­ing an abor­tion. (pause) Sure, I’ll give her the mes­sage. Have a good day. (hangs up)
Lucy (an­gry): What?! Who was that?!
As­sis­tant: Some pro-life group ask­ing for do­na­tions.
Lucy: Oh, okay, good work.

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