Assistant on phone: Hello, Lucy Smith*‘s office. (pause) No, she’s not available, she’s out having an abortion. (pause) Sure, I’ll give her the message. Have a good day. (hangs up)
Lucy (angry): What?! Who was that?!
Assistant: Some pro-life group asking for donations.
Lucy: Oh, okay, good work.

Lexington Avenue
New York City, New York