Cus­tomer: You did a won­der­ful job on your Christ­mas tree!
Boss: Ac­tu­al­ly, my staff did all the work.
Staff #1: No, you set the tree up.
Boss: Yes, but you added some or­na­ments.
Staff #1: On­ly a few, but I fluffed up the branch­es so I guess I’m the of­fice fluffer.

Cleve­land, Ohio