Su­per­vi­sor to man­ag­er: You know I’m leav­ing work ear­ly to­day, right?
Man­ag­er: That’s right… For what, again?
Su­per­vi­sor: I’m get­ting my cat shaved.
(pause)
Su­per­vi­sor: My cat… like, our pet cat. A fe­line.

Am­bas­sador East Ho­tel
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: laugh­ing one cu­bi­cle over